Life is ridiculous. And you know that I would never say anything bad about your father in front of you, but your father is a sick son-of-a bitch.

Life is ridiculous. And you know that I would never say anything bad about your father in front of you, but your father is a sick son-of-a bitch.

You know, for a while, I thought you were the best thing that ever happened to me. But now I’m starting to think you’re the worst.

You know, for a while, I thought you were the best thing that ever happened to me. But now I’m starting to think you’re the worst.

I waited so long for this lie to come true, that I finally paid someone to tell the truth for me.

I waited so long for this lie to come true, that I finally paid someone to tell the truth for me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY